FUCK OFF
Design Doc
Round 1
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Set up a game to begin.

FUCK OFF

One device, pass-and-play. The app is the referee —
the dares happen at your table, between consenting adults.

Anyone may pass on any card or duel, any time, no questions asked. Renegotiate or stop whenever. That's the house rule and it outranks every other rule.

FUCK OFF!

FUCK
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Restriction

0:00ready

How did it end? (Be honest. Or bluff — that's legal too.)

Chance Card

Doubles! Fate intervenes.

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Chance

Design Doc

How to Play

The Map

Fourteen territories. You start in a corner. On your turn, either claim an adjacent neutral territory or invade an adjacent enemy one. One action per turn — pacing is part of the game.

The Duel (a "Fuck Off")

  • Invade an enemy territory and a duel begins: the app deals a restriction card and rolls dice for the time limit.
  • The challenger must make the defender cum before time runs out, using only what the card allows.
  • Defender came → challenger takes the territory.
  • Time ran out → defender holds, but gains HEAT (weakened). Each HEAT gives future challengers +10s against you.
  • Challenger came first → Reverse Invasion: the defender captures the attacking territory.
  • Both came → mutual retreat. No territory changes; both are shielded next round.

Shields & Recovery

  • Anyone who cums becomes IMPERVIOUS until their next turn — they cannot be challenged. Post-nut invincibility is a real defensive buff. Bluffing about it is legal.
  • Cuming resets your HEAT to zero.

Chance Cards

Roll doubles on a duel and fate deals a chance card to the active player.

Winning

Own the whole map, or hold the most territory after 12 rounds. Players reduced to zero territories are eliminated.

Anyone may pass on any card or duel, any time, no questions asked. If someone passes, hit "Time ran out" and move on. Consent outranks every rule in this box.